These are 14 of the dumbest drunk drivers I have ever seen. Not that there are any smart ones, but wow.
Samantha Lynn Goudie
Samantha Goudie — who also went by her Twitter alias, “Vodka Samm”
— was arrested at a University of Iowa football game in August 2013, after she allegedly tried to run onto the field.”Vodka Samm” blew a .341 BAC in jail, and later tweeted about it. Her outrageous tweets made her a viral sensation, but once she sobered up, she deleted her account.
When this middle school math teacher was arrested on a DUI charge, she allegedly offered the arresting officer oral sex and the opportunity to fondle her breasts.
His last name might sound like “car,” but he was allegedly driving a motorized shopping car while drunk in a Florida Walmart.
Harjo allegedly told cops in December, 2012 that she couldn’t be arrested for alleged DUI because she had a court date the following day for a previous DUI.
Bryan Wendler was arrested for his sixth DUI while wearing a shirt that read “Been Drinking? Free Breathalyzer Test: Blow Here.” He blew a .19 on the police breathalyzer, more than twice the legal limit.
Jana Lawrence, 46, of Dacula, Ga., is accused of wreaking havoc at two restaurants Saturday, by groping, licking and flashing fellow patrons before being arrested.
Vanessa Robinson was charged with aggravated assault after she allegedly cut up her boyfriend after he tried leaving her apartment with the last beer — a Colt 45 to be specific.
Laniewski, 41, was arrested for allegedly endangering her child, among other charges, when she ran in to a raging creek to “save” ducks during Hurricane Sandy’s onslaught on Oct. 30, 2012. Police say that Laniewski left her 4-year-old unattended while she plunged into neck-high waters in Glen Rock, Pa. It took 8 firefighters to rescue the woman, who allegedly had a blood alcohol level more than twice the legal limit for driving.
This 51-year-old Brit hijacked a ferry in September 2011, reportedly yelling to police officers that she was Jack Sparrow.
Police say that Patricia Libby was under the influence when repeatedly crashed her car into another vehicle in the parking lot of a Marco Island, Fla. elementary school where her children are enrolled.
Eugene Carl Kotelman
Largo (Fla.) Police pulled over Kotelman allegedly for speeding and driving drunk on May 3. Cops checked the trunk and say they found a small monkey tucked inside.
It’s always best to practice what you preach. Police in Florida say they arrested the former president of a local chapter of Mother’s Against Drunk Driving for driving under the influence. Debra Oberlin has been charged with drunk driving for the Feb. 18 incident.
Pope was arrested for DUI. He allegedly told police that he was a “covert agent” and that he had drank 100 beers
Sherri Wilkins, a drug and alcohol counselor, was arrested after allegedly fatally hitting pedestrian Philip Moreno with her car while driving under the influence. Police say Wilkins then drove over two miles with Moreno partially through her windshield.Source: Huffington Post